Single Figure Golfer - Forum Kunena Site Syndication http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/ Fri, 18 May 2012 12:50:21 +0000 Kunena 1.6 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/components/com_kunena/template/default/images/icons/rss.png Single Figure Golfer - Forum http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/ en-gb Subject: The August Meeting at Royal North Devon GC - by: mark http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/2012-SFG-Schedule-Clubs-promote-your-Opens-here/360-The-August-Meeting-at-Royal-North-Devon-GC.html#360 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/2012-SFG-Schedule-Clubs-promote-your-Opens-here/360-The-August-Meeting-at-Royal-North-Devon-GC.html#360
We run a visitors composite entry fee that includes:

1. President Prize 18 hole medal
2. Schoolmasters (knockout hcap event each round over 18 holes)
3. Wednesday and Friday 18 hole medals (includes 36 hole aggregate)

This is just £100 (or you can enter individually)

The Kashmir Cup on Sat 25th August is a 36 hole medal off the Championship tees this is an SFG Scheduled event.

Come along and play the oldest Links course in England all week !

Entry forms are all available here:
www.royalnorthdevongolfclub.co.uk/Golf/open-competitions.html


Regards
Mark Evans
General Manager]]>
2012 SFG Schedule - Clubs promote your Opens here Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:10:18 +0000
Subject: The Stag Sratch at Wharton Park - Worcestershire - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/2012-SFG-Schedule-Clubs-promote-your-Opens-here/357-The-Stag-Sratch-at-Wharton-Park-Worcestershire.html#357 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/2012-SFG-Schedule-Clubs-promote-your-Opens-here/357-The-Stag-Sratch-at-Wharton-Park-Worcestershire.html#357
Win a Bushnell if you have SFG Insurance or just win the event and go through to our SFG Final.

www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Mens/schedule-of-events-2012.html]]>
2012 SFG Schedule - Clubs promote your Opens here Sat, 24 Mar 2012 10:49:02 +0000
Subject: Iphone usage in a comp - by: blackrat999 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Rules-and-Issues/356-Iphone-usage-in-a-comp.html#356 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Rules-and-Issues/356-Iphone-usage-in-a-comp.html#356
The issue being that an Iphone4 or 4s comes with a compass that i dont think can be removed. I found this on the R&A website relating to the subject:

When an application that measures distance has been downloaded to the device, the application must be restricted to providing only distance information in order to conform to the Local Rule. If there are any other features or applications on the phone that gauge or measure other conditions that might affect a player’s play, such as a temperature gauge, compass or anemometer, this would render the device non-conforming regardless of whether these other features or applications are used or not.


I use Golfshot GPS (i dont actually use the gps feature anymore as i have a Bushnell now( and all i use it for is stats for my round, so i only usually access it between holes, not during a hole. Not sure if that would make any difference and I dont want to open the proverbial can of worms here but i am a little concerned that this might come to light after my next awesome round of golf and i'll get disqualified !!!]]>
Rules and Issues Sun, 18 Mar 2012 18:50:21 +0000
Subject: Predict the winner and win too ! - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Competitions/354-Predict-the-winner-and-win-too.html#354 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Competitions/354-Predict-the-winner-and-win-too.html#354 Competitions Wed, 22 Feb 2012 08:40:45 +0000 Subject: Happiness & Golf - by: jonadler http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-Single-Figure-Golfer-Forum/351-Happiness-Golf.html#351 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-Single-Figure-Golfer-Forum/351-Happiness-Golf.html#351
The findings suggest that happiness is not a "feel good" luxury, but is essential to people's wellbeing.

"For example, they show that happy people tend to earn higher incomes," said Prof Lyubomirsky. Having established the link, they wanted to discover the cause.

"Almost always it has been assumed that things that correlate with happiness are the causes of happiness, but it could be just the opposite - that those things tend to be caused by happiness," said Professor Ed Diener from the University of Illinois, another author on the paper.

Other studies revealed that having a sunny outlook on life appeared to precede good fortune.



Some of my clients have reported feeling better about their games without instantly seeing their results improve. They then leave the coaching principles behind and go back to trying hard to get better and a more stressed way of trying to improve.

Living and working with the idea that happiness follows success means that we are stressed most of the time and when success does come the happiness is short lived.

If we realise that success follows happiness then we would all enjoy ourselves more and worry less.



Put this into your golf practice and play and see how you get on.]]>
Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:57:16 +0000
Subject: Repairing Pitch Marks - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/350-Repairing-Pitch-Marks.html#350 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/350-Repairing-Pitch-Marks.html#350
All conscientious club golfers know that it is vital to repair any pitch marks they make on the greens as soon as they are made. Leaving them for the next group following behind to repair isn’t the done thing and will quickly result in an uneven putting surface for all players. However, among golfers who do bother to attend to their pitch marks, how many simply dig around the impression left by the ball with a blunt tee in the hope that it fixes the job? Such seemingly innocent actions can often do more harm than good, taking upwards of three weeks and often longer, to recover.
This makes using the right tool for the job vital if you are going to take the time, trouble and responsibility of some DIY repairs. And there are there no more excuses now, thanks to the CHAMP FLIX Divot Repair Tool, which, when used correctly, will have your greens as smooth as silk, and leaving no more nasty surprises for the group behind!

The innovative Flix divot repair tool is CHAMP’s lightest and most ergonomic instrument ever, and is designed for the golfer that needs a light, yet rugged repair tool that, when slipped in to the pocket, is hardly noticeable.

The handy Flix opens up automatically at the press of a button, and folds back neatly to prevent the two prongs from causing any unpleasant jabs in sensitive places when returned to the pocket. It also comes supplied with a useful branded magnetically-attached ball marker, which can also feature corporate logos, club crests and company names for bulk orders. It comes in a choice of black, white, orange, lime green and pink units, providing eye-catching colour options to suit all styles.

So say ‘goodbye’ to bumpy greens and ‘hello’ to holing more birdie putts with the CHAMP FLIX Divot Repair Tool.

DO’S AND DON’T OF REPAIRING PITCHMARKS

DO….
• Discard the loose piece of turf taken out by the ball.
• Insert the pitchmark repairer tool just outside of the back of the pitchmark (i.e. the opposite end from the direction the ball landed).
• Lever the turf towards the centre of the pitchmark and repeat this motion from all sides of the pitchmark.
• Gently tap the repaired area with your putter. This stretches undamaged turf over the pitchmark, providing instant recovery.


DO NOT….
• Replace the loose piece of turf taken out by the ball. It will die and delay the healing process.
• Pry up the centre of the depression with the pitchmark repairer, as it exposes the soil and will delay the healing process.
• Insert the pitchmark repairer and twist it. This only breaks more turf loose

CHAMP is the premiere brand of MacNeill Engineering Worldwide, which has been designing and manufacturing athletic footwear components since 1931. The Company has been a pioneer in cleat technology since it introduced the world’s first locking spike: SURE-LOK. Since then, MacNeill Engineering has grown to be The World Leader in the Sport Cleat Technology with revolutionary offerings which include the CHAMP Q-LOK® System, the CHAMP TRI-LOK® System, as well as the most complete line of innovative spikes in the world, including the new CHAMP Zarma®, the CHAMP Scorpion STINGER™ spikes and CHAMP ScorpionSpike®. CHAMP also is proud to introduce the CHAMP Zarma Flytee™ a high performance line of golf tees.]]>
Golfing Equipment Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:02:01 +0000
Subject: SFG Prize - Custom Fit Irons - by: Brownie5000 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/349-SFG-Prize-Custom-Fit-Irons.html#349 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/349-SFG-Prize-Custom-Fit-Irons.html#349
Firstly I’d like to say thanks to the guys at SFG for sourcing such excellent prizes through sponsorship, I’ve certainly won some nice stuff over the last couple of years.

My main reason for posting however was to say thanks to Srixon Cleveland for an excellent fitting. The guy who guided me through it was really friendly and knowledgeable, and was completely thorough, even to the extent that we went well over the usual hour they set aside.

As a golf geek I love the trackman data and being able to see swing speed, spin rate, dispersion etc, and the top quality technology at the centre let me view all the info I could possibly want.

I was fitted with a set of Cleveland CG16 Tour irons, 2 iron to PW. I could have the 2 iron at no extra cost to me. I also had my choice of grips and shafts at no extra cost. The irons arrived within 2 weeks and I have seen the benefits already. Being properly fitted has helped me with my distance control especially and I have been cut from 5.2 to 3.7 in the short 3 months that I’ve had them, despite it being winter!

Should any SFG member be considering a custom fitting, or just if you are aiming to win a set this year, then they come fully recommended.

Brownie]]>
Golfing Equipment Sun, 05 Feb 2012 18:59:17 +0000
Subject: Get your Club "Opens" Listed - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-Single-Figure-Golfer-Forum/348-Get-your-Club-Opens-Listed.html#348 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-Single-Figure-Golfer-Forum/348-Get-your-Club-Opens-Listed.html#348 www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/schedule-en...-schedule-entry.html

takes 2 mins and could mean you go through to our 2012 Final to compete to be SFG player of the year!
]]>
Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Sat, 17 Dec 2011 17:59:05 +0000
Subject: tending flag if off the green ? - by: sirshanksalot http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Rules-and-Issues/346-tending-flag-if-off-the-green.html#346 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Rules-and-Issues/346-tending-flag-if-off-the-green.html#346 Rules and Issues Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:42:20 +0000 Subject: Golf Empire & our Masters Events - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-Single-Figure-Golfer-Forum/341-Golf-Empire-our-Masters-Events.html#341 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-Single-Figure-Golfer-Forum/341-Golf-Empire-our-Masters-Events.html#341
checkout the detail here : www.golfempire.co.uk/tours/masters.htm

plan and organise your golf season at www.golfempire.co.uk]]>
Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Sat, 12 Nov 2011 17:11:00 +0000
Subject: Golf Brolley Holder - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Sponsors/340-Golf-Brolley-Holder.html#340 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Sponsors/340-Golf-Brolley-Holder.html#340 These holders and made from solid steel and (i can verify) will last longer than your trolley !!

www.golfbrollyholder.co.uk]]>
Sponsors Sat, 12 Nov 2011 17:01:35 +0000
Subject: Bushnell on Board for 2012 - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Sponsors/339-Bushnell-on-Board-for-2012.html#339 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Sponsors/339-Bushnell-on-Board-for-2012.html#339 4 lucky site members claimed Bushnell Tour V2 Rangefinders in 2011 each valued at over £200 and there will be similar products available in 2012.

www.bushnellgolf.com]]>
Sponsors Sat, 12 Nov 2011 16:57:00 +0000
Subject: Post a pic with your Bushnell and win balls too !! - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/336-Re-Post-a-pic-with-your-Bushnell-and-win-balls-too.html#336 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/336-Re-Post-a-pic-with-your-Bushnell-and-win-balls-too.html#336 Maybe if you cant get anyone to take your picture we will happily reward you for your Bushnell reviews and comments !]]> Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Fri, 28 Oct 2011 12:52:34 +0000 Subject: Post a pic of your new Loudmouth kit and win balls - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/335-Post-a-pic-of-your-new-Loudmouth-kit-and-win-balls.html#335 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/335-Post-a-pic-of-your-new-Loudmouth-kit-and-win-balls.html#335 Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Sun, 23 Oct 2011 07:34:00 +0000 Subject: women in monthly club medals etc - by: DJW http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/General-Golfing-Banter/325-Re-women-in-montly-clube-medals-etc.html#325 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/General-Golfing-Banter/325-Re-women-in-montly-clube-medals-etc.html#325 General Golfing Banter Sun, 02 Oct 2011 19:45:21 +0000 Subject: Amnesty for points claims due to end Tomorrow - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/317-Amnesty-for-points-claims-due-to-end-Tomorrow.html#317 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/317-Amnesty-for-points-claims-due-to-end-Tomorrow.html#317 www.onegolfcard.com/tour-events/claim-points.html before tomorrow at midnight.

For more recent SFG events the cut off will also be September 30th and we will endevour to get all results up to date and close the "Race to Trevose" on the 5th October. If you are eagerly awaiting news as to whether you have made Qualifying School then the 5th October will be the day you find out!

We have claims for 4 events that we are still chasing
- 13th May Hornsea.
- 22nd Aug The Addington.
- 11th Sept Broadstone.
- 24th Sept The Oxfordshire.

Can you help with any of these results?

If you have claimed for one of these there is no need to re-claim, any others you must claim before 30th September. If you have a new claim and are able to help us with the results then please let us know.

If you haven't made it to Q-School by right (or are on the cut line) there are 10 more spaces left, so you could still be playing against Peter Bakers Pro team in less than 3 weeks. Further details can be found on the website here :
www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/OOM/qualifying-school-2011.html
or just reply to this email for further details.

The SFG Order of merit with all results that we have so far is here :
www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/OOM/2011-order-of-merit.html

Regards
The SFG and OGC Team]]>
Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Thu, 29 Sep 2011 14:02:51 +0000
Subject: Pick the winner win 12 balls - The Dunhill Links - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Competitions/311-Pick-the-winner-win-12-balls-The-Dunhill-Links/Page-2.html#311 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Competitions/311-Pick-the-winner-win-12-balls-The-Dunhill-Links/Page-2.html#311
So the rules are :
1. Post below this message your tip to win The Dunhill Links Championship with your winner and predicted score (ie. Luke Donald - 4)
2. The winner will be the person who predicts the winning golfer. If you pick the winner (1 dozen) (and score 1 dozen - with at least a round to go) you win the Srixon balls (You choose Z Star or Z Star XV). You just have to pick the winner to win.
3. The winner will be the person to put in their details first in the event of a tie!

So get guessing now or leave it in play! although if you leave it too late someone might pip you to the post!!]]>
Competitions Tue, 27 Sep 2011 14:48:53 +0000
Subject: Putter Fitting - by: Waycleeneni http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/310-Putter-Fitting.html#310 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/310-Putter-Fitting.html#310
This resulted in a truer, straighter roll and thus more putts sunk. Pleased with his new toy, Matt played in a competition on Saturday and had 32 putts and played for the Celtic Manor Junior team on Sunday with only 29 putts, a big improvement on the usual 36 putts per round.

He is now looking forward to reducing his handicap with his new putter.

Thanks to everyone at One Golf Card.]]>
Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:41:24 +0000
Subject: Need help with your game??? - by: Losetheyips http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/308-Need-help-with-your-game.html#308 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/308-Need-help-with-your-game.html#308
Speak to you soon

Mike Wilson
PGA Professional - Royal North Devon GC]]>
Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Thu, 08 Sep 2011 07:03:28 +0000
Subject: Loudmouth colours for the Trevose final - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/307-Loudmouth-colours-for-the-Trevose-final.html#307 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/307-Loudmouth-colours-for-the-Trevose-final.html#307
The Pros will wear "Big-Buzz"
www.onegolfcard.com/Loudmouth-Golf-FREE-...z-A/flypage.tpl.html

and The Amateurs will wear "Danger-A"
www.onegolfcard.com/Loudmouth-Golf-FREE-...r-A/flypage.tpl.html

I for one cant wait - the photos/results will be on the website during the final this year so if you cant be there make sure you come here !]]>
Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Tue, 06 Sep 2011 10:10:17 +0000
Subject: Are you on facebook ? - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Competitions/299-Are-you-on-facebook.html#299 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Competitions/299-Are-you-on-facebook.html#299 www.facebook.com/singlefiguregolfer
Then "share" with your mates - just let us know that you have done this and include us in the share and we will send you a sleeve of Srixon balls worth over £10 !!

another no brainer from SFG !!]]>
Competitions Sun, 28 Aug 2011 06:26:22 +0000
Subject: PGA Championship 2011 - by: elliscook http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golf-is-a-mind-game/297-Re-PGA-Championship-2011.html#297 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golf-is-a-mind-game/297-Re-PGA-Championship-2011.html#297
This ties in with my understanding of high performance, you need to remain equanamous, calm like Keegan did. Dufner had a similar attitude. So does Donald, Westwood, Kaymer. Most of these guys, when playing well, remain calm. This way the mind remains balanced and focus is strong and performance is good.

Are you allowing the game to take you on a rollecoaster of emotions out on the golf course? If it helps you to perform then keep doing it but I imagine that if you really pay attention, your performance drops off.



You could set an intention to remain calm and equanamous for the next few rounds.

After every three holes rate your calmness out of 10.

10 being really calm. 1 being up and down, high and low.


Find out for yourself what works best.



Alternatively, come for some coaching with me or attend the golf school to really experience what a calm mind will do for your golf game,



Sportingly yours until next time,

Jon Adler]]>
"Golf is a mind game" Tue, 23 Aug 2011 11:46:37 +0000
Subject: FORE!!!!!! - by: DJW http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/General-Golfing-Banter/292-FORE.html#292 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/General-Golfing-Banter/292-FORE.html#292 General Golfing Banter Mon, 22 Aug 2011 15:19:45 +0000 Subject: exeter junior open - by: Fireball http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/287-exeter-junior-open.html#287 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/287-exeter-junior-open.html#287 Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Sun, 21 Aug 2011 14:48:31 +0000 Subject: Golf ball technology - by: DJW http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/283-Golf-ball-technology.html#283 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/283-Golf-ball-technology.html#283 Golfing Equipment Fri, 19 Aug 2011 19:14:00 +0000 Subject: The biggest and breaking golf news - by: CGU http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/The-OGC/SFG-Course-Directory/279-The-biggest-and-breaking-golf-news.html#279 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/The-OGC/SFG-Course-Directory/279-The-biggest-and-breaking-golf-news.html#279



The 25-year-old triumphed by one shot in a three-hole showdown after the pair ended tied at eight under in Atlanta.

Bradley earlier triple-bogeyed the 15th to hand Dufner a five-shot lead but kept his nerve as his rival faltered.
<strong>Ping G15 Driver</strong>[/url] both halved their three-shot deficits during Sunday's absorbing final round but stumbled late on to end three under.

But the world's top two-ranked players were no more than bit players as the unheralded pair of Dufner and Bradley ignited the tournament with some late fireworks.

Bradley, who won his <strong>Ping k15 driver</strong> maiden PGA Tour event earlier this year, becomes the first American to clinch a major title since Phil Mickelson won the Masters in 2010. He is also the seventh consecutive first-time major winner and the 13th different winner in the past 13 majors.

And he joins 2003 Open winner Ben Curtis in being the only players since Francis Ouimet at the 1913 US Open to have triumphed on their first appearances at a major.

"I can't believe it, I feel so proud," said Bradley, who is the nephew of LPGA legend Pat Bradley.]]>
The OGC/SFG Course Directory Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:12:52 +0000
Subject: The irish winners then party animals - by: fatnhappy http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/General-Golfing-Banter/274-The-irish-winners-then-party-animals.html#274 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/General-Golfing-Banter/274-The-irish-winners-then-party-animals.html#274 General Golfing Banter Sun, 14 Aug 2011 10:11:47 +0000 Subject: Hybrids or Long Irons? - by: Tim Unwin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Ask-the-Pro/270-Hybrids-or-Long-Irons.html#270 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Ask-the-Pro/270-Hybrids-or-Long-Irons.html#270 "Ask the Pro" Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:56:59 +0000 Subject: Golf Clinics - by: Tim Unwin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golf-is-a-mind-game/268-Golf-Clinics.html#268 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golf-is-a-mind-game/268-Golf-Clinics.html#268 "Golf is a mind game" Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:52:29 +0000 Subject: GPS, Laser or both? - by: Tim Unwin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/267-GPS-Laser-or-both.html#267 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/267-GPS-Laser-or-both.html#267 Golfing Equipment Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:51:44 +0000 Subject: My New Golf Book - by: Tim Unwin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golf-Jokes/264-My-New-Golf-Book.html#264 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golf-Jokes/264-My-New-Golf-Book.html#264

You may not know it, but I have been very busy over the last couple of year’s putting my thoughts and ideas together into a book. I am very proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I am asking friends and family to assist.

The book is on golf... I believe it gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my years of experience.

The book is only £49.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this email with the appropriate credit card info.



Highlights include:

> Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

> Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Maxfli from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee

> Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

> Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank

> Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

> Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

> Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

> Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.

> Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water

> Chapter 10- How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee

> Chapter 11- When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

> Chapter 12- When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever



The book also includes the latest GOLF TERMS



> A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

> A Diegio Maradonna - a very nasty 5 footer

> A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

> A Rio Ferdinand - Lipped out

> A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't

> A Cuban - needs one more revolution

> An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker

> A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand

> A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect

> A Kate Moss - bit thin

> A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional

> A Rodney King - over-clubbed

> An O. J. Simpson - got away with it

> A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

> A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

> A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems

> An elephant's arse - high and shitty

> A condom - safe but didn't feel real good

> A circus tent - a BIG top

> An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

> A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

> A Ryanair - flies well but lands a long way from the target]]>
Golf Jokes ! Wed, 10 Aug 2011 15:46:09 +0000
Subject: SFG member in British Boys - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/262-SFG-member-in-British-Boys.html#262 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/262-SFG-member-in-British-Boys.html#262 Well done Jim - rip it up tomorrow !

www.randa.org/en/Championship-Golf/Amate...wScoringResults.aspx]]>
Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Tue, 09 Aug 2011 18:17:55 +0000
Subject: Tiger - by: RUSSY http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/General-Golfing-Banter/252-Tiger.html#252 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/General-Golfing-Banter/252-Tiger.html#252 General Golfing Banter Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:58:09 +0000 Subject: Should the long/belly putter be banned ? - by: rprice http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/251-Re-Should-the-long/belly-putter-be-banned/Page-2.html#251 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golfing-Equipment/251-Re-Should-the-long/belly-putter-be-banned/Page-2.html#251 Golfing Equipment Sun, 07 Aug 2011 20:55:41 +0000 Subject: How far can you go if you coach yourself ? - by: rprice http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/246-How-far-can-you-go-if-you-coach-yourself.html#246 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Welcome-to-the-One-Golf-Card-Forum/246-How-far-can-you-go-if-you-coach-yourself.html#246 With all the online help these days is a paid coach really necessary ?]]> Welcome to the Single Figure Golfer Forum Sun, 07 Aug 2011 18:27:01 +0000 Subject: Pick the winner - US PGA - win 12 Srixon balls !! - by: admin http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Competitions/243-Pick-the-winner-US-PGA-win-12-Srixon-balls/Page-2.html#243 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Competitions/243-Pick-the-winner-US-PGA-win-12-Srixon-balls/Page-2.html#243
So the rules are :
1. Post below this message your tip to win The US PGA (last Major of the year) with your winner and predicted score (as an extra bonus) (ie. Rory -14)
2. The winner will be the person who predicts the winning golfer along with the correct score. If you pick the winner (1 dozen) and score (1 dozen) you win the Srixon balls (You choose Z Star or Z Star XV). You have to pick the winner to win and if no-one gets the score then there will be a draw.
3. The winner will be the person to put in their details first in the event of a tie!

So get guessing now or leave it in play! although if you leave it too late someone might pip you to the post!!]]>
Competitions Sun, 07 Aug 2011 09:44:13 +0000
Subject: Top Ten Caddy remarks - by: paulbiddz http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golf-Jokes/242-Top-Ten-Caddy-remarks.html#242 http://www.singlefiguregolfer.co.uk/Golf-Jokes/242-Top-Ten-Caddy-remarks.html#242

#10
Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9
Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8
Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes , you miss the ball much closer now."

#7
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6
Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so . That would be too much of a Coincidence."

#5
Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#4
Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good , but personally, I prefer golf."

#3
Golfer: "Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

#2
Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

#1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."]]>
Golf Jokes ! Sun, 07 Aug 2011 09:26:01 +0000